I’m having an affair…

…with the Vanity Vr12!  GOTCHA!  You thought I was talking about a man; PUH, silly munchkins!   

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Check it out on Amazon!

I.  Love.  This.  Vibrator.  Let’s get the bad out of the way: I find it a little awkward to maneuver but that is my experience with most dildo vibrators.  I think my arms are just too short or long torso or something.  But having the two raised buttons on the bottom makes controlling the speed/vibration patterns very easy, which is huge for me.  I hate those vibrators where you spend half your orgasm-designated time trying to find the damn buttons!  It’s also not a discreet vibrator, if that’s what you’re looking for.  It’s a hefty size and while it’s not extremely loud, it’s probably too loud to use in the same room with someone you don’t want involved in your masturbatory habits (don’t judge; roommates are a real thing, people)!  To be honest, I don’t know of any vibrator that you can use in the same room with someone and not have them notice the obvious buzzzzzzz coming from your bed.

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The nice thing about this vibe is that it has multiple motors.  That means the rotating shaft is strong, the base motor is strong and the clitoris motor is strong; all pluses in my book!  Specs:

  • 9 ½ inches long
  • 5 ¾ insertable length
  • Waterproof
  • Silicone
  • Hypoallergenic

Overall, it’s just a great vibe.  Fun to use together or alone.  Only other downside is the expense.  Jopen is a nice brand so this baby can run about $100-300.  Amazon has the best deal at $125 with free shipping but if you can catch it on sale, I suggest doing that (obviously)!

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